Fantasy Sweatshirts | Hobbit Club sweatshirt
This Hobbit Club sweatshirt is a funny slogan sweater featuring a mashup between Fight Club and The Hobbit.
The slogan on this Hobbit Club sweatshirt says that "The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no Tolkien about Hobbit Club.", mirroring the famous line spoken by Brad Pitt in his portrayal of Bilbo Durden in the hit movie Hobbit Club... in our dreams.
Well, it's worth a pitch anyway...
Hobbit Club: A halfling, dissatisfied with life in The Shire goes for a long walk and starts a fight with himself, after which he starts a secret underground network of similarly minded individuals with the intention of destabilising capitalism, while indulging in a schizophrenic relationship with a dragon called Smaug, played by Helena Bonham Carter.
Hire me, Hollywood!
Unfortunately the movie doesn't exist, but you can still buy this Hobbit Club sweatshirt and dream about what might have been.
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