'The Legend of Product Browsing: A Path to Conversion!' - Achievement unlocked: Browse the Gaming t-shirts Category.
Thanks for playing. No cheat codes, sadly, but plenty of real time tangible achievements are waiting for you in our selection of geeky gaming related products. Ideally, we want to give you guys and girls the options of buying something relating to pretty much every game genre out there, from FPS to MMO, from RPG to RTS, from LOL to WTF.
Okay, we may have got a little carried away, but if you have any more ideas - send them in! Without a doubt you have the +59 intellect required to do so. Alternatively, with that level of intellect I'm sure you could rain down fireballs upon us. We'd prefer you didn't. :)