If you’re fed up with all the zombie pirate and pirates vs zombies arguments that reign throughout geek culture (these exist it seems), then we may have found the perfect solution… or at least dodgy work-around to the zombie pirate problem.
I present unto you, the Pirate Zombie Robot Ninja.
It is the ultimate combination of pirates, zombies, robots and ninja. It is a stealthy, undead, eye-patch wearing cyborg.
Disclaimer: Something Geeky t-shirts does not guarantee survival in a zombie apocalypse based upon the use or lack of use of this t-shirt. Do not attempt to feed this t-shirt your brain, reprogram it, sneak quietly past it or steal its favourite parrot.