I am not working because it's compiling hoodie
... Compiling ...
It can take a while sometimes, and it really depends on what you're working on. Some of the largest projects rely on other servers to recompile project code, but if you're relying on your own workstation, and it's taking a while... here's an evil excuse printed on a funky hoodie.
This product is a fully compiled hoodie with the text 'I am not working because it's compiling' configured into it.