Trekkies! Engage yourselves in our official Star Trek merchandise! We are now the emissaries of a number of extra-spacial ahem, I mean extra-special official Star Trek t-shirts and other official Star Trek merchandise relating to all things Star Trek from TOS to the reboot movies.
And the best news is, you won't need to voyage to an alternate universe to get hold of them!
So, reverse the polarity on your deflector arrays and these t-shirts will arrive at warp factor 9 for your hands to Klingon to. (Dammit, Jim, Im a doctor, not a comedian!)