The sting mug

Don't you just hate the awkward moment when you sit down for a cup of tea and get attacked by orcs? This mug may just help save your life. Sting is the legendary (hobbit-sized) blade belonging to Bilbo Baggins,  a sword that glows blue in the presence of orcs and goblins, alerting you to any immediate danger. Perfect for a) Lord of the Rings fans, and b) to have a nice (and orc-free) cup of tea.