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Funny Zombie Jesus t-shirt featuring an un-R.I.P.J.C. and the slogan "He died for your sins, now he's back for your brains".
While alive, Jesus led a happy live. Touring his magic show, making friends, influencing people, getting drunk on water, flipping tables in churches and so on. Jesus was satisfied.
But then the Romans came.
The Romans didn't like Jesus, Something to do with his beard.
They hated Jesus's beard.
So to spite his beard, they nailed Jesus to a piece of wood until he died, and buried him in a tomb behind a rock. Jesus’s beard was gone for good.
Or so they thought.
The rock moved, a figure appeared stumbling towards his disciples, Zombie Jesus had risen and he was hungry!
It took three whole days to dispose of the undead horror that crawled out from behind that rock, but almost two thousand years later his gruesome zombie plague lives on in millions of Christians worldwide.
Zombie Jesus. He died for your sins, now he's back for your brains!
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