So you think you've been as cold as it can get?
Well think again, absolute zero is a temperature we haven’t even reached yet, and it's a fair bit colder than "That bad winter we had once".
Cucumber, you thought you were cool? You're wrong, cucumber!
You couldn’t possibly be more wrong! You’re not cool at all!
If anything you're "moderate"... NOBODY receives awards for being the most "moderate". Cucumber, go home!
No, unless you’re at absolute zero (or at least wearing this "coolest" t-shirt!) you're never going to be cool, sorry!
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