I Lost An Electron t-shirt

Did you get a charge out of this physics joke?

Apparently there was another atom to begin with, but he had to split...

Apparently he was going on a fission trip!

Then the atoms left the pub they came across the dead chemist, they decided to barium.

We should defiantly keep an ion these guys!

This men's funny science t-shirt features two atoms.  The first says "I've lost an electron!" the other replies "Are you positive?"