Science t-shirts | Screw Your Lab Safety t-shirt
You can say what you want about lab safety, but if the rules werent broken, where would the superhero universe be? Dr Manhattan would never have been allowed back in that intrinsic field subtractor to fetch his lab coat... Those spiders would have been contained and Spiderman would still be plain old Peter Parker... Bruce Banner would never have been blasted with the full force of radiation trying to save a trespassing kid. All this resulting in some pretty short-staffed superhero teams, and in turn leading to the destruction of Earth. Probably.
This funny science t-shirt has "Screw Your Lab Safety I Want Superpowers!" in comic book lettering.