Clueless Users SQL Query t-shirt

Here's one for all you database systems administrators out there!

> select FROM users WHERE clue > 0

Translation "How many of our users have a clue?"

> 0 rows returned

Translation "none"

If you're constantly plagued with problems caused by clueless users, or are constantly answering phone calls and emails to idiots on your system, then this is the sys admin t-shirt for you!

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