Oh! Its a tiara! TIARA! tote bag

"Jewelry? Seriously?? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centred person I have ever met! Do you think that another transparently manipu- OHHHH! IT'S A TIARAAA! A TIARAAA!"

Inspired by Amy's Emmy-Nominated outburst during an episode of Big Bang Theory, this design shows even the most 'socially awkward penguin' can't resist the shiny trinket manuver!