You Shall Not Pass Go tote bag

Until recently it was assumed that when Gandalf The Grey met the Balrog on the Bridge Of Khazad-dum, they fought hand-to-hand to their mutual deaths, but a recently discovered ancient scroll has revealed that they actually played Monopoly to settle their dispute.

For many days the game raged on, until finally they both died of exhaustion, with Gandalf returning to life shortly afterwards as Gandalf The White to win the game on a technicality.

Commemorate this infamous contest with this stylish and fun "You Shall Not Pass Go" adults' crew-neck sweatshirt.