TV and Film t-shirts | Hobbit Club short sleeve baseball t-shirt
This Hobbit Club baseball t-shirt is a funny slogan tshirt featuring a mashup between Fight Club and The Hobbit.
The slogan on this Hobbit Club t-shirt states that "The first rule of Hobbit Club is theres no Tolkien about Hobbit Club.", mirroring the famous line spoken by Brad Pitt in his portrayal of Bilbo Durden in the hit movie Hobbit Club... in our dreams.
Well, its worth a pitch anyway...
Hobbit Club: A halfling, dissatisfied with life in The Shire goes for a long walk and starts a fight with himself, after which he starts a secret underground network of similarly minded individuals with the intention of destabilising capitalism, while indulging in a schizophrenic relationship with a dragon called Smaug, played by Helena Bonham Carter.
Hire me, Hollywood!
Unfortunately the movie doesnt exist, but you can still buy this Hobbit Club short sleeve baseball t-shirt and dream about what might have been.